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Name: Randy
State: North Dakota
Metro: Fargo
Birthday: 12/27/1981
Gender: Male
Interests: alcohol, women, and why Cracker Jack started giving out peices of paper as prizes. don't know what i'm talking about...buy a box...or is it a bag now...you'll see.
Expertise: i like to dabble in a little bit of everything, but all in all, i'm like everyone else...i don't really know anything worth knowing.
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
MSN: rzahler1227@hotmail.com
Member Since:
9/16/2005
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| This is the coolest forward I ever got...and yet its so true!!!
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems inpublic. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Oh so true. | | |
| one of those late nights tonight. i think i might just have to pull a bison day tomorrow. dates are only for the moment, but good times with friends that care, last forever after. indecision is for the weak-hearted and blues music is for the weak-hearted in recovery. jazz is for those who can't get enough of the good-hearted and anything too popular is where the good-heart turns black. i'm tired of this mess. someone show me the way out. | | |
| fine heidi...the extention of the last blog:
oh my goodness...it's heids...hello heids...heids has to go talk to jon...bye heids...meeps likes to talk (refer back a blog)...hey...heids is back...hi heids...well gotta go...bye heids...bye meeps.
P.S: period................abuse............is...the...........coolest....! ha...ha... | | |
| Meeps says i need to update my xanga...i'm playing hide-and-seek with meeps over my computer...her tummy hurts...because she hasn't had anything to eat, but she doesn't want to eat anything...she feels like poo, her lymphnodes are swollen...it was cold here last night...meeps is desperate for a smig...Beer=Fun...BIG HUG...Meeps is wearing eye make-up...she hates wearing eye make-up...OH!!! I think she found a smig...nope...just talking on the phone...adult swim is awesome...i can't wait for Ghost in the Shell to come on...oh well, i think that is good for now. | | |
| people...updating...everyday...can't...keep...up!!!
darts tonight...we've been pretty bad lately...hope we can pick it up a little bit.
nothing else new...OH YEAH...Happy Birthday to Nicole and my neice Sydney!!! | | |
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